Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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