Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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