just tell him i said nine months
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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