I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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