It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the condom got lost in my hair
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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