you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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