She said her name was "party"
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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