YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
how does that bad decision feel?
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