I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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