There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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