Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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