She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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