i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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