U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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