I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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