hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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