I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
