what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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