508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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