you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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