I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize