Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she smelled like a LAN party
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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