Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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