All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Dignity is for republicans.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Never underestimate the power of titties
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