and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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