all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
