i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
The ass gains better be worth it
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