We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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