Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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