Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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