I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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