love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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