I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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