I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Randomize
