Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.