Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm just crazy horny about you
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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