why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize
