We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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