people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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