I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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