I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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