I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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