Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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