sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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