can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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