It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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