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• (323): View more from California

  I'm being pulled over???

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  For what!?!?!

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  ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

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• (650): View more from California

  i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!

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  Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.

  (646): View more from New York

  LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES

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  21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.

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  I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds

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