im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts