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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses

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• (707): View more from California

  he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?

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• (818): View more from California

  He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way

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• (772): View more from Florida

  So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.

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