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• (559): View more from California

  he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us

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  that didnt stop you

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  nope

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

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  Do I have a choice?

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  I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE

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• (254): View more from Texas

  We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you

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