At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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