Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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