Tell her she can't have a vagina
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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