Non-Jews are for practice
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
