you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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