Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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