Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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