i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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