I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
sex in a hospital.. check
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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