I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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