i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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