OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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