I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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